Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?