Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why are fish such good architects?