Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How can you make 7 even?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How long do chickens work?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What game can you play while eating dinner?