Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?