What horn never makes a sound?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you eat on July 5th?