Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How can you make 7 even?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's the politest month?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What's a henway?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?