What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is another name for a cow?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?