What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why was the horse so happy?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did summer say to spring?