Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?