Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?