Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
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What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a frog's favorite year?