Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do cows go to New York?
What are you studying in math?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?