Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is the smallest lion?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?