What type of birds stay together forever?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do hamsters come from?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's the most determined bird?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What nationality are most fish?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What school subject really rocks?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?