Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Because it was out of ink.
What is blue and not heavy?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How do you get straight A's?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?