Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?