What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's the holiest insect?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What animal has the most fun?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?