What's a pirate's favorite color?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How do you make a walnut laugh?