What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do cows say on NYE?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do British people and golfers have in common?