Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
Why do kids love theater classes?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What game does a rabbit always win?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?