Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do math teachers eat?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?