Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?