Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What condiment has wings?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?