Which computer won the talent show?
A Dell.
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?