Which computer won the talent show?
A Dell.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why are grandkids so great?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What is the loneliest cheese?