Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?