What is the smallest lion?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?