What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
How did the toad die?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?