Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What bird is losing its hair?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?