What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What siblings are always sad?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did one firefly say to the other?