What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
No, I'm foal!
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?