What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
No, I'm foal!
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What is the color of the wind?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Which president loved to take baths?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's the friendliest national park?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?