Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How do birds threaten one another?
How was the wedding?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?