What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?