What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the foal cough?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?