Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Every person said it was too vanilla.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where do hamsters come from?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?