Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call the pig that does karate?