How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do math teachers eat?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call a greedy elf?