Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?