Where does water do all its banking?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Who invented fractions?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What season begins with a thud?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?