Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do two skunks argue?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?