Why does Jesus drive so much?
Because everyone asks him to take the wheel!
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where does breakfast live?