Why does Jesus drive so much?
Because everyone asks him to take the wheel!
Why is sand so optimistic?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?