Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
The museum curator needed a break.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?