What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How do you get kids to do something?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?