Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why are cars magic?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What type of car do planets buy?
How are teens like cats?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?