What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did you learn in school today, son?
How can you farm during the winter?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?