What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Who invented fractions?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What animal is always ready to protect people?