Why is summer always sad?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is the color of the wind?