Why do cats always get what they want?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a silly hill?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's black and white and red all over?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do cats eat for breakfast?