Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which president loved to take baths?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do little fish love to play with?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?