Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
They were autumn mated.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?