Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
They were autumn mated.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
The museum curator needed a break.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What is a mom's favorite game?