What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Are you going udder cover?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?