What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the foal cough?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What fish only swims at night?
