Why are skeletons always hungry?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why was the broom late for school?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why was the dairy grumpy?