Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why do kids love theater classes?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?