What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do cats wear to work?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why was the dairy grumpy?