What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?