What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How do birds threaten one another?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What tree has the most bark?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why do cats love to work?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What animal floats best?
What does a female lion call her mate?