Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why was the horse so happy?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where does the president keep his razor?
When should you stop for a glow worm?