What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call a silly hill?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?