What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
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Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why are maps such great therapists?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do mice need oiling?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?