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What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did summer say to spring?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?