Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why are stones so good at music?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Which bug is related to you?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?