Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where would you find an elephant?