The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What is the color of the wind?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?