What did the mama goat say to her child?
You're just a kid.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?