Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Sloth.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Which subject has two parts?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What birds make average students?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why is summer always sad?