Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Sloth.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?