Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?