Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do golfers drink on the green?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's black and white and red all over?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?