What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What are baby potatoes called?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Which celebrity always frowns?