Where does breakfast live?
In a Waffle House®.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why are cars magic?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What game do mice love to play?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?