What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
A business proposal.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why do cats love to work?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Where do snowmen go to dance?