What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call hiking college students?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What is a duck's favorite snack?