Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How do fleas travel?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why is summer always sad?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?