Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?