Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's good for both poker and theater?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How does a cow do math?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?