Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What vegetables make the best music?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
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What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a pile of cats?