Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why do kittens know so much about church?