How do you send a message in the forest?
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Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
My brother is my partner in crime.