How do you send a message in the forest?
By moss code.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the mare gain weight?