Why do cats give such great massages?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a flying police officer?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What does Santa order at the bar?