Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is the coolest country?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
