We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a bear's favorite movie?