What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What game do mice love to play?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?