We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
Which state has the best streets?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why are sandals so indecisive?