What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Hip pop.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the pig go to the casino?