What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do bees chew?
Which former US President was always cold?