What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's the politest month?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?