What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
What's the loudest sport?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Do dads always snore?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?