What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?