What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?