What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which president loved to take baths?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How long will dinner be?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why is summer always sad?
Why are turtles so shy?