Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How do you talk to a giant?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.