Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did one plate say to the other?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?