Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's the most determined bird?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?