What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the frog starve?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where does laundry go to college?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?