Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why are cars magic?