When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?