Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What country has the most fish?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What bird is always sad?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?