Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you give a sick lemon?