What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Where are average things manufactured?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What bird is always sad?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?