Which parent knows if you are running late?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Where do polar bears vote?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?