What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?