Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why don't ants get sick?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?