Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
When does a horse talk?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?