Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What does a dog say before eating?
If you need help building an ark...
Which relative loves rice?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you say to a really good barista?