Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?