What did the rug say to the floor?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What building always gets stains on it?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call a tired tree?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?