Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is a duck's favorite dance?