Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What day do hands always go to church?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?