Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a dog that meditates?