What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
About a ton.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Where do ants go to eat?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
How do billboards talk?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?