Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
It's allergy season again?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a silly hill?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?