What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do math teachers eat?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's a henway?
Which cats love to be petted?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?